Friday, February 22, 2008

For Real's This Time

More web fun from everybody's favorite Italian. Oscars are coming, are you ready? I know I am. 'Tis a secret for know...but here's a hint. Atonement.

Let's get right to it shall we:

First) I saw so many great pictures today! How can I post just one? What shall I do? Can't decide which pic is bes--Owl! Oh snap! Where did that Owl come from?! I was totally typing and bam! You see that?He was all like, get up on out my grill, dog. Intrusive owl. So, anyway, back to the pic of the day. Man, Chris Jordan Rocks! Kinda puts a whole new perspective on the way we live. Real good stuff, to me. Eerie, creepy, sad and only because it's true. Those are facts, y'know? Numbers. Stats. Can't argue with those things. They just are. Shame...

Deux) I absolutely loathe the RIAA with all the loathing in the world! They are such huge jerks! I wish I could punch them all in the face. Just line them up and and superman-it right down the line: pow, bam, smash, ouch. Like Superman action with Batman subtitles. That would be the coolest ever. However, I can't do that today because all I have is this stupid video which tries to make legislatures believe that somehow burning a CD is just like selling crack cocaine. OMG I hate the RIAA. Can't they just go away? You know they've won exactly ONE law suit. They've settled all the others. Such jerks....

Lastly) That last one was gonna be the WTF until I found this WTF which is by far more wtf-ish. I should come up with something like this: send me $100 and I'll let my buddy shove me in the lake with all my clothes on while filming it, then I'll post it on youTube and say it was all your fault! It's like you pay me to shove me into a lake only you don't do the shoving so you're hands are clean and you can sleep easy knowing that you've been morally absolved due to the wonders of capitalism. Thanks Capitalism!

Be back tomorrow! (hopefully...what if there is no tomorrow?)

2 comments:

Andronicus said...

That Owl was .... freaky.

mellymel said...

yes it was very freaky! so i set it as my background! so it can leer at my and tell me to get off the computer and go do something productive!