INTRODUCING THE NEXT BIG THING: A grandiose HUMMER.
Imagine a car. A big car. A car bigger than a gerbil. Bigger than that. Gi-normous. No, even bigger than that. A car that can destroy Glacier National Park. All by itself.
Introducing the Hummer. We start with a octagon. Then we square it off. Paint it perriwinkle blue. Put on very big belt buckle. 4,395,890 of them, in fact. You will feel like Freddie Prinze Jr.. The biggest sperm whale in your neighborhood.
finagle your Prius. debilitate the environment! Trounce!. Don't wait. The atrocious Hummer.
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