Saturday, June 03, 2006

Why You Should Support the President

Signing Statements
The NSA Surveillance Program
The Patriot Act
Hurricane Katrina
Ban on Stem Cell Research
War in Iraq
War in Afghanistan
"Mission Accomplished"
Re-Classify De-Classified Information
320+ Vacation Days
Stoppin' 'em queers ferm gettin' merreed
Nepotism
WMD's

And

For Him Being the Decider

[que fanfare]

2 comments:

Rockel said...

Let's not try to be so biased with how we phrase things, Ryan. It's not "The Patriot Act,"... it's "The USA PATRIOT Act."

Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism... act.

See. It sounds less gay when you spell it out.

sssh. wait. did you hear that? i think osama just laughed. follow that sound.

carbauja said...

If he's the Decider then who am I to question his decisions? Remember, terrorist is Latin for "one who does not abide by decisions".