Now, you and I both know that this is the ultimate, super-awesome, "you got totally burned," cut-down ever to be invented in the history of the dozens.
But it's time to take this a step further. Just like "your mom" evolved into "your mom is so fat/ugly/stinky/nasty/furry" etc. we must expand the "your mom goes to college" insult to epic social proportions.
With that said, I'm starting a totally awesome contest. Grand Prize is a personalized congratulatory blog entry all about you with your name in the title. That's right, your name, in the title bar, of THE COBRA's blog. Thanks me later.
Here's the contest:
Come up with the sweetest "your mom goes to college" joke.
Here's a few that so rock and don't count for the contest. Otherwise, I would have already won.
I totally saw your mom filling out a FAFSA yesterday.
Did your mom get that scholarship?
I just saw your mom buying a scantron from the bookstore.
So there are some examples. Hit me with your best shot and good luck to all!!!